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09 January 2011 @ 06:14 pm
Title: Take It Like a Man
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Finn/Santana
Spoilers: Glee 1x15
Warnings: HBIC!Santana, pegging
Word Count: ~1200
Disclaimer: Disclaimed!
Summary: Losing his virginity doesn't really go the way Finn expected.

for blendertest. ILU.


Finn is actually sort of terrified of Santana.Collapse )
 
 
cat on a hot tin roof
27 December 2010 @ 04:58 pm
Title: Odd Man Out, or: EVERYONE PULES.
Rating: R 'cause this isn't descriptive like at all.
Pairing: EVERYONE/EVERYONE
Spoilers: NONE.
Warnings: CRACK. CRAZY ORGY. PULING.
Word Count: ~300
Disclaimer: Disclaimed!
Summary: The warring show choirs set aside their differences in a very special way.

NO APOLOGIES. YOU ASKED FOR THIS.


PULE.Collapse )
 
 
cat on a hot tin roof
27 December 2010 @ 03:14 am
Title: Cavort Like You Mean It, or: WILD BAMF
Rating: NC-17 to be safe!
Pairing: Wyatt/Blake (fistpump guy/crazy dance guy), slight Kurt/Blaine
Spoilers: 2x06? IDK.
Warnings: CRACK. SMUT. I DON'T KNOW.
Word Count: ~1200
Disclaimer: Disclaimed!
Summary: Wyatt and Blake prove they're capable of more than just moving around to songs. Kind of.

I LOVE YOU ALL. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.


HERE BE DRAGONS.Collapse )
 
 
cat on a hot tin roof
19 December 2010 @ 01:56 am
Title: Adagio
Rating: PG-ish
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine
Spoilers: 2x08, I guess
Warnings: Crack.
Word Count: ~600
Disclaimer: Disclaimed!
Summary: Slow-mo hallway gives some insightful commentary.


yes, i wrote something from a hallway's perspective.Collapse )
 
 
cat on a hot tin roof
06 December 2010 @ 01:55 am
this is a journal and should be treated as such. I'm sorry for neglecting you, journal. it just takes so much effort to write about life.
 
 
 
cat on a hot tin roof
26 January 2010 @ 10:33 pm
Title: Challenge
Pairing: Nick/Ellis
Rating: Hard R, maybe?
Wordcount: ~3,600
Disclaimer: Disclaimed!
Summary: Sometimes, the only way to let someone know how you feel is by pulling their pigtails and giving them hell.
Warnings: Swearing out the wazoo, bits of angst, bits of violence, overuse of italics, innuendo.
A/N: Oh, god.
First stab at this fandom/pairing. After trying with, like, five different plot ideas for about a month, I gave up and decided on this. And it wrote itself in, what, three days? So, yeah. Actual plot? Nah. Maybe sometime later, when I'm not so crazy insecure.
BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER SO HERE YOU GO.



When the kid first opens his mouth, Nick isn't sure what to think.Collapse )
 
 
cat on a hot tin roof
28 September 2009 @ 11:56 pm
Title: Allocution
Pairing: Zach/Chris
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: ~1,300
Disclaimer: Never happened. And dude, I wish I was cool enough to own the rights to this shit.
Summary: Chris and Zach bicker over literature. A solution is promptly found.
Warnings: PWP, boysex, banter, Shakespeare. I'm so sorry.
A/N: I don't even know how to explain this one. To avoid ending up like me, never read Shakespeare after midnight. Do not get it wet or expose it to bright lights. Also, fic with real plot is somewhere on the horizon. I promise!

In theory, they're supposed to love and accept each other.Collapse )
 
 
cat on a hot tin roof
16 September 2009 @ 11:03 pm
Title: Yield
Pairing: Zach/Chris
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: ~1,500
Disclaimer: Never happened. People and whatnot belong to folks who are not me.
Summary: Chris discovers that boredom can lead to productivity.
Warnings: PWP, smuttiness, swearing, inane banter, Jenga.
A/N: My second fic ever for this fandom, what. Sophomore slump, here I come! Also, one of these days, I swear I'm gonna write something with an actual plot. And structure. And character development!
Additionally, I'm not too fantastic at straight up smut. I apologize. Again.

It's quiet. Too quiet.Collapse )
 
 
cat on a hot tin roof
13 September 2009 @ 02:21 am
Title: Protocol
Pairing: Zach/Chris
Rating: PG-13, I guess?
Wordcount: ~1,300
Disclaimer: Never happened. People and copyrights mentioned belong to their respective owners.
Summary: Milestones tend to accompany unexpected, unorthodox visits.
Warnings: Dialogue-heavy, swearing, innuendo.
A/N: This is my first time posting anything I've written for this fandom. Actually, it's my first time posting anything I've written in general in a long, long time. I seriously have no idea where this came from, but once I have ideas, I can never ignore them. I apologize for this mess.


There are some things one never considers when giving a friend a house key.Collapse )